

Ballad of Big-Time LoveImagine twelve enormous girls, Flesh rolling like the tide-- Imagine them appearing now, Converging from all sides.Ballad of Big-Time Love
This was the scene one lonesome day In a small town bar last year, A stranger sight Id never seen And prayed Id never hear.
Advancing fast, as some men do, I wished to know the world And thought no better way but that I ought to find a girl,
But, being young, I let my pride Consume my fairer thoughts And turned my eyes towards only those My friends told me were hot.
I spoke to one inside a bar &
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